Funny Names

Funny Names

91. Rip Torn

The actor from Men in Black. See also Celebrities.

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92. STD

My initials... Thanks Mom and Dad.

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93. Captain Bitey Bite

Name of my grandma's cat. See also Cats.

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94. Tree Rockdirt

My cousin will name his child this one day...

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95. Climber McBitey

This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.

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96. Larry Secede Kilgore

A Republican candidate in Texas's governor's race. Any guess what his policy platform is? See also Politics, Texas.

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97. A Frayed Knot

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.

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98. Charity Beaver

Real name. See also Texas.

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99. Timor Leste

The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.

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100. Learned Hand

A famous American jurist and philosopher. Yes, that actually was his name. See also Government.

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