Funny Names
Funny Names
191. Cornelius
Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny name?
Funny Names
197. Gilchrist Peabody
Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead. See also Made Up.
Funny Names
198. Marsha Mellow
I once met a girl named Marsha Mellow. She even had two dogs that she referred to as "Smores".