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21. That Awkward Moment when You’re Wearing Nikes and Can’t Do It
It happens. See also Shoes.
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24. Helmet Hair
There hasn't been a time I took off a helmet without my hair looking flat and nasty. In the movies, hair flies like like an unfolding fog—sleek and beautiful. That's a FANTASY!
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25. Dolphin-Pig-Monkey
Something that has dolphin's brain, a pig's skin, and a monkey's body. I think it's called a human.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny thing.
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26. The Tic Tac Hustle
Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.
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27. Triangles
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28. The Dump Trump Statue
Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.
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29. Lips
Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.
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30. Niggly Wigglies
The tiny paper flag in a Hershey's Kiss. See also Candy, Chocolate.