Funny Things
Funny Things
31. The Dump Trump Statue
Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.
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32. Lips
Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.
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33. Niggly Wigglies
The tiny paper flag in a Hershey's Kiss. See also Candy, Chocolate.
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35. Pants Pocket Answering Machine
"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
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36. Hand Turkeys
My sister drew one and tried to make it look like a real bird. We didn't realize until later that she forgot the beak. See also Schools.
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37. Strange Priorities
One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...
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38. Left-Arm Tan
In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.
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39. Armstrong Steering
Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.
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40. That Awkward Moment when Your Teacher Screams at You for Clicking Your Pen Way too Many Times but You Have to Click It Again to be Able to Work
See also Schools.