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32. Pants Pocket Answering Machine
"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.
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33. Hand Turkeys
My sister drew one and tried to make it look like a real bird. We didn't realize until later that she forgot the beak. See also Schools.
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34. Strange Priorities
One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...
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35. Left-Arm Tan
In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.
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36. Armstrong Steering
Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.
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37. That Awkward Moment when Your Teacher Screams at You for Clicking Your Pen Way too Many Times but You Have to Click It Again to be Able to Work
See also Schools.
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38. The Wikipedia Article For The Letter A
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39. The Ingredients List on a Jar of Honey
What's the point? It's just going to say "honey". See also Unnecessary.
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40. Triangulum
Three stars in a triangle. The laziest constellation out there. See also Astronomy, Lazy.