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61. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

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62. Bosser Arounder

Someone who tells you what you can and can't do. See also Annoying.

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63. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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64. Professional Train Pushers

These guys in Tokyo.

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65. Piccoloist

A person who plays piccolo, sometimes called a pickler, usually called annoying.

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66. Hair Boiler

Job responsibilities include tending vats that boil animal hair. See also Hair.

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67. Architect of Your Death

See also Death, Villains.

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68. Rectangular Affairs Analyst

Horizontal staring at bedroom ceiling.

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69. Any Unpaid Internship

"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.

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70. Penetration Tester

One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.

"Candidate must be able to take direction and support multiple tasks simultaneously." See also Internet, Technology.

Added by Joe on September 27, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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