Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

51. Substitute Teacher

A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2016| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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52. Trumpeter

See also Arrogant.

Added by a Guest on February 5, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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53. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2015| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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54. Bosser Arounder

Someone who tells you what you can and can't do. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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55. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

Added by kystur55 on July 25, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny job.

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56. Professional Train Pushers

These guys in Tokyo.

Added by a Guest on June 27, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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57. Piccoloist

A person who plays piccolo, sometimes called a pickler, usually called annoying.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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58. Hair Boiler

Job responsibilities include tending vats that boil animal hair. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on March 7, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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59. Architect of Your Death

See also Death, Villains.

Added by Anthony on February 21, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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60. Rectangular Affairs Analyst

Horizontal staring at bedroom ceiling.

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