Funny Jobs
Funny Jobs
51. Professional Lazer Tager
A man or woman whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.
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52. Chicken Sexer
Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.
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53. Texas Railroad Commissioner
The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.
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54. Dittybopper
Someone who communicates by Morse Code. See also Military, Telecommunications.
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55. Substitute Teacher
A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny job.
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57. Groom of the King's Close Stool
A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.
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59. Bodyguard with Benefits
Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.