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121. Nice Guys™

Self-identifying group of single men who confuse insecurity and clinginess with romance and desirability and who often can be heard asking, "Why do women only want to date jerks?" See also Nerds.

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122. Bob Ross

Joy of Painting host from 1983 to 1995. See also Television.

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123. The Noid

Avoid the Noid for he ruins pizza unless your pizza is a Domino's pizza in which case it is the Noid and not your pizza that will be on the wrong end of the ruin. See also 80's, Fictional.

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124. College A Cappella Groups

A bunch of white-shoed geeks singing under such cringe-inducing puns as Noteworthy, Vocal Point, and Compulsive Lyres. See also Music.

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125. "Oh-My-God" Girls

A term I coined to describe the female equivalent of "douchebag". These are the young drama queens who usually work in the PR or fashion industries, live their lives trying to emulate their favorite TV shows, and can frequently be heard exclaiming "Oh my God!" to their 9 "BFFs." Typically travel in large groups, all dress the same, and were heavily into their sororities in college.

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126. Smurfs

See also 80's.

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127. The Kissing Bandit

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128. Booze-Rick

The shady guy in a group who can walk into a liquor store with no money, and walk out 15 seconds later with enough alcohol to sterilize Lake Michigan.

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129. Nigel

Can be used in a variety of linguistic combinations: 'no-mate-nigel' (a geeky kid with no friends), 'nippy-nigel' (the hyper, weird boy in all of your science classes who asks for extra homework and rides a bike everywhere), 'nigel' (standalone term for any variety of geek. The rule of pop-probability states that in any given computer retail store there will be at least one manager named Nigel), 'nigelfest' (a gathering of geeks. Geekage en mass, if you will.) See also Nerds.

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130. Keith Hernandez

As far as I'm concerned, the last real man to play baseball. He even has a website dedicated to him. See also Mustache.

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