Funny Foods

Funny Foods

231. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

Added by Brian on July 14, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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232. McLak Salmon Burger

Actually sold by McDonalds in more northern-oriented countries like Norway. See also Fast Food.

Added by pianomaster42 on June 20, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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233. McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich

Only because in the advertisement they point out that it's "garnished with PICKLES!" See also Fast Food.

Added by Frank on June 15, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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234. Extra-Fancy Ketchup

For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.

Added by Frank on June 12, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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235. Marzipan Shop

A sickeningly sweet almond paste shaped into barely edible, miniature fruits. See also Dessert.

Added by Ryan on June 1, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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236. Party Subs

I said, "Party Subs!" See also Party.

Added by Ryan on April 28, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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237. Parsnips

See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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238. Easy Philly Cheesy Chili Dip

Just another not-so-subtle reminder that the processed food industry would like us to eat ourselves to death. See also Cholesterol.

Added by Ryan on March 16, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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239. Punch and Pie

Gee whiz, what a treat! See also Old-Timey.

Added by Frank on March 16, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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240. Crab Apples

Fun to throw, not to eat. See also Fruits.

Added by pianomaster42 on March 11, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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