Funny Foods
Funny Foods
232. Mock Tofu
Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.
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233. McLak Salmon Burger
Actually sold by McDonalds in more northern-oriented countries like Norway. See also Fast Food.
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234. McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich
Only because in the advertisement they point out that it's "garnished with PICKLES!" See also Fast Food.
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235. Extra-Fancy Ketchup
For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny food.
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236. Marzipan Shop
A sickeningly sweet almond paste shaped into barely edible, miniature fruits. See also Dessert.
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239. Easy Philly Cheesy Chili Dip
Just another not-so-subtle reminder that the processed food industry would like us to eat ourselves to death. See also Cholesterol.