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281. Hoagies Shop

And grinders.

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282. Waldorf Salad

A fruit and nut salad with mayonnaise, developed in 1896 by a man named Oscar Tschirky. See also Wealth.

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283. Kartoffel

The German word for "potato." Just to illustrate how much funnier this language is than English, consider that "Herr Kartoffelkopf" is German for "Mr. Potato Head." See also Fictional, German.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2006| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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284. Clams Casino

Of the same ilk as "Oysters Rockefeller" and "Lobster Thermidor". See also Seafood, Wealth.

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285. Microwave Pizza Shop

Burnt on the edges, soggy in the middle.

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286. Light Refreshments

Why do people insist on including this on event invitations? Are you trying to entice me to come with your tired fruit & cheese plate? As far as I can tell, this has never been a reason for anyone, anywhere to attend anything.

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287. Fricassee

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288. Calamari Patties

Rumor has it that they sell these at Trader Joe's.

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289. Beef Wellington Shop

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290. Lobster Thermidor

Particularly funny if it's ordered at 3 am in a Jersey diner, where it usually *is* a menu option See also Seafood, Wealth.

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