Funny Insults
Funny Insults
212. What Are You Going to Do for a Face when the Baboon Wants It’s Butt Back?
See also Monkeys.
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213. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby
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214. Your Nose is a Capitalist
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215. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.
See also Obesity.
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Funny Insults
216. Turtleneck Sweater
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217. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur
See also Dinosaurs.
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218. If Stupid Could Fly, You’d be a Jet
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219. Turd Blossom
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220. You Blocks, You Stones, You Worse than Senseless Things!
When in doubt, Shakespeare your way out. See also Shakespeare.