Funny Insults

251. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Kisses With Their Eyes Open

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252. You Are a Wet Sock

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253. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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254. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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255. Butt Breath

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256. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron

From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2019| 7 Comments | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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257. Wet Donkey

A donkey, but wet.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2019| 4 Comments | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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258. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

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259. You Are a Murderer and a Thief

You have killed a baboon and stolen its face. See also Monkeys.

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260. I Hope You Sleep on a Warm Pillow

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