Funny Insults

291. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on

See also Birds, Scatalogical.

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292. Numpty

The most amusing word to use for calling somebody an idiot.

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293. You Are Not Invited to My Birthday Party Anymore

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294. Go Step in a Puddle With Your Socks on

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295. Broken Microwave

See also Kitchen.

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296. Stale, End-Piece of White Bread

See also Bread.

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297. Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. You Look Like a Monkey and Belong in a Zoo. Do Not Worry, I'll be There Too. Not in the Cage, but Laughing at You.

See also Sophomoric, Zoos.

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298. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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299. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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300. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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