Funny Insults

Funny Insults

321. Weichei

A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.

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322. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

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323. Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud

Norwegian word for "Mushroom infected pitbull foreskin." Really. See also Dogs, Norwegian, Profanity.

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324. Le Cancre

French insult for a lazy student. See also French, Lazy.

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325. PG Insults

You Blockhead! Fiddlesticks! Ah Banjo Polish! You Bolt Butt! Oh Fiddle Me Dee! Oh Scratchbadgers! Holy Cornbread! What The Fridge! Those Darn Fiddletackets! Oh Sherbert! Son of a Bagel! Ah Butterscotch! You Jellybrains!

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326. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You

See also Lazy.

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327. Unwashed Sock

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328. Warmduscher

German insult that translate to "One who only takes hot showers." A German way to call someone a wimp. See also German.

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329. Is Your Butt Jealous of the Amount of Crap That Just Spewed out of Your Mouth?

See also Sophomoric.

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330. Pissant

An insignificant or contemptible person or thing.

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