Funny Insults
Funny Insults
321. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on
See also Birds, Scatalogical.
Funny Insults
323. You Are Not Invited to My Birthday Party Anymore
Funny Insults
324. Go Step in a Puddle With Your Socks on
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny insult.
Funny Insults
327. Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. You Look Like a Monkey and Belong in a Zoo. Do Not Worry, I'll be There Too. Not in the Cage, but Laughing at You.
See also Sophomoric, Zoos.
Funny Insults
328. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!
Shakespearean insult from
Funny Insults
329. You're as Sharp as a Marble
Funny Insults
330. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence
Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.