Funny Insults

371. Stale, End-Piece of White Bread

See also Bread.

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372. Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. You Look Like a Monkey and Belong in a Zoo. Do Not Worry, I'll be There Too. Not in the Cage, but Laughing at You.

See also Sophomoric, Zoos.

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373. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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374. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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375. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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376. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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377. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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378. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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379. Overcooked Celery

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380. Weichei

A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.

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