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391. Hornswoggling Curmudgeon

A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.

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392. Ass-Wagon

Unrelated object partnered with the prefix "Ass-". Effective name for an idiot or moron, e.g. ass-monkey or ass-hat.

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393. Fussock

An old word for an obese person. See also Obesity.

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394. Mammothrept

An old word for a spoiled child. See also Children.

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395. Poltroon

A insult meaning "coward".

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396. Hairy Butt Rash

This seems to be the latest insult on the playground where I was on recess duty.

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397. Wart Nibbler

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398. Tommy Toggle

That guy who hits the button or switch while asking "what does this button do?"

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399. Pettifogger

A petty, unscrupulous lawyer; also, one who quibbles over trivia. See also Lawyers.

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400. Jokers

Favorite insult of suburban dads, usually referring to poor drivers or their kids' friends. Often combined with a "check out the" or "get a load of this." See also Middle Age.

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