Funny Insults

351. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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352. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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353. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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354. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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355. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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356. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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357. Overcooked Celery

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358. Weichei

A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.

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359. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

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360. Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud

Norwegian word for "Mushroom infected pitbull foreskin." Really. See also Dogs, Norwegian, Profanity.

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