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351. Eejit, Numpty, and Galoot

All Scottish words for "idiot." See also Scottish.

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352. Schweinehund

"Pig dog" in German and an insult commonly used in World War II movies and the 80's video game Castle Wolfenstein. See also 80's, German, Profanity.

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353. You Would Struggle to Find Hay in a Haystack

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354. You Lewd, Crude, Rude, Bag of Pre-chewed Food Dude

Quote from Hook staring the late, great Robin Williams.

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355. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot That Had the Instructions on the Heel

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356. Landlubber

One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.

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357. Chucklehead, Imbecile, Clod Pole, Noodle, and Turkey

When you google "idiot definition," these are five of the many options provdided under synonyms.

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358. Cleofatra

See also Obesity.

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359. Fatty Fatty No Parents

Insult from Wheatley when he was in charge of Aperture Laboratories. See also Video Games.

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360. Ugly

Funny when twins are fighting.

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