Funny Insults

Funny Insults

311. Broken Microwave

See also Kitchen.

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312. Stale, End-Piece of White Bread

See also Bread.

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314. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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315. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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316. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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317. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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318. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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319. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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320. Overcooked Celery

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