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271. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby

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272. Your Nose is a Capitalist

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273. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.

See also Obesity.

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274. Turtleneck Sweater

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275. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur

See also Dinosaurs.

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276. If Stupid Could Fly, You’d be a Jet

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277. Turd Blossom

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278. You Blocks, You Stones, You Worse than Senseless Things!

When in doubt, Shakespeare your way out. See also Shakespeare.

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279. You're So Short You Have to Roll Up Your Underwear

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280. Silly Billy Goat

Be careful when you using this one—it can really hurt your opponent's feelings and damage them mentally.

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