Funny Insults

301. You Are Not Invited to My Birthday Party Anymore

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302. Go Step in a Puddle With Your Socks on

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303. Broken Microwave

See also Kitchen.

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304. Stale, End-Piece of White Bread

See also Bread.

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305. Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. You Look Like a Monkey and Belong in a Zoo. Do Not Worry, I'll be There Too. Not in the Cage, but Laughing at You.

See also Sophomoric, Zoos.

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306. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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307. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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308. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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Funny Insults

309. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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310. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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