Funny Insults

Funny Insults

241. You Are a Wet Sock

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242. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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243. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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244. Butt Breath

Added by Ryan on January 11, 2020| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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245. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron

From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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246. Wet Donkey

A donkey, but wet.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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247. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

Added by a Guest on November 2, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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248. You Are a Murderer and a Thief

You have killed a baboon and stolen its face. See also Monkeys.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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249. I Hope You Sleep on a Warm Pillow

Added by a Guest on September 23, 2019| 13 Comments | You Like This |

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250. Soggy Lampshade

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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