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401. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

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402. Mumpsimus

A person who continues to misspeak, even after being corrected. Read more about the interesting origins of the word.

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403. Limp-Noodle

"Say that to my face, you limp-noodle!" from Disney's Mulan.

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404. Sitzpinkler

German for a wimp. The literal translation is "man who pees sitting down". See also Bathroom, German.

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405. Zipfelklatscher

A Bavarian insult. See also German.

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406. Klutz

A clumsy person (Yiddish). Literally means "a block of wood." I suppose a synonym for that would be "blockhead," a la Charlie Brown.

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407. You're as Ugly as the South End of a North-Bound Donkey

Can't say I'm one to talk...

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408. Mr. Clever Clogs

A bygone insult for a fast-footed show-off. See also English, Old-Timey.

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409. I Don't Know What's Wrong with You, but I'll Wager It's Hard to Pronounce

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410. Coffee Boiler

Lazy person.

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