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91. Oregon Ungreeting Cards

Tom Lawson McCall, governor, on behalf of the citizens of the great state of Oregon, cordially invites you to visit... Washington or California or Idaho or Nevada or Afghanistan. Don't Californicate Oregon! That's right. Get out of our state. See also 70's.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 18, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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92. Flowbee Shop

Legendary vacuum hair-cutting system. See also 80's, Hair.

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93. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them either. See also Children, Unnecessary.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 14, 2010| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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94. Rubber Sheets Shop

No one has to know. See also Bathroom.

Added by Amanda on February 15, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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95. Chocks Shop

Rubber wedges that stops airplane wheels from rolling. The perfect gift for anyone on your list.

Added by a Guest on February 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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96. Tote Bags Shop

Preferred swag of the NPR set. See also Yuppies.

Added by Ryan on December 27, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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97. Hula Chair

Shake yourself skinny while you are at your desk—find the infomercial and laugh yourself skinny—seriously. See also Fitness, Infomercials.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 22, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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98. Dental Dams

Keeping safe sex... safe.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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99. Ballcock Shop

Get it? Ball-cock? See also Bathroom.

Added by scottmsiegel on December 1, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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100. 1-800-COLLECT

Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's mom—perhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.

Added by Brian on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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