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141. Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Shop

If he had feet, he’d wear red Converse All Stars.

Added by jcors on November 18, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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142. Egg Pants Shop

Because no one wants to wake up to a naked egg. See also Unnecessary.

Added by Frank on November 17, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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143. Vibrating Belt Shop

Old-school piece of exercise equipment that would vibrate the user to weight loss. See also Exercise, Old-Timey, Unnecessary.

Added by Brian on November 3, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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144. Doilies Shop

Get a jump-start on old age. See also Elderly, Fancy, Old-Timey.

Added by Frank on October 29, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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145. Neti Pot Shop

Ceramic device used to flood the nasal cavaity with warm saline solution in an effort to improve sinus health and look like a complete and total dork. See also Nerds.

Added by Brian on October 21, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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146. Aquanet Shop

Setting aside its dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven elastic mesh, Aquanet hairnets are apparently made of aqua. See also 80's.

Added by Brian on October 8, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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147. The International Star Registry

Seems like a dumb concept—"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"—but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey. See also Astronomy.

Added by Frank on October 2, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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148. Body Pillows Shop

No, nothing unseemly about this at all.

Added by Anthony on September 19, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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149. Merkins Shop

A pubic wig. Eliminates the need for the dreaded comb-over.

Added by Robyn on September 3, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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150. Trapper Keepers Shop

The only secure way to store your grade-school files. See also 80's, Schools.

Added by Tyler on August 26, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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