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161. Scissors That Cut Through Pennies
I believe the scissor-sharpness scale moved to the penny standard sometime in the early 90's. See also 90's, Commercials.
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162. Back-Scratchers Shop
Go-to-town with your backscratcher, even in public. Just avoid looking smug.
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163. The Smoke Cloak
"A revolutionary security machine that stops burglary by filling any room with thick smoke during a criminal attack." Please note, it even stops smash-and grab. See also Crime.
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164. DustBuster
This model in particular. In 1987 my family was so excited about getting a DustBuster that my brother and I had to take turns using it. See also 80's.
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165. Celebrity Fragrances
This includes Paris Hilton's Paris; Celine Dion's Notes and Belong; Britney Spears's Curious, Fantasy, and In Control; and Donald Trump's Donald Trump: The Fragrance. See also Hygiene.
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166. Erasable Pens Shop
Let’s be honest. Sanding off a thin layer of paper is not actually erasing ink. See also 80's.
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167. Diners Club Card
I've always thought it would be funny if your excuse for not paying for a date was that the restaurant didn't take Diners Club.