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Funny Names

41. Female

What'd ya name yer baby?" "Femmally"
Where'd ya come up with that? "I didn't. It's the name on her wristband at the hospital."
What'd ya name her brother? "Mally"

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Funny Names

42. Yogi Berra

An American former major league baseball player for the New York Yankees.

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Funny People

43. Borat Sagdiyev

A fictional character played by Sacha Baron Cohen- a ridiculous and offensive journalist from Khazakhstan who elicits simultaneous roars of laughter and groans of disgust. Eminem didn't appreciate his humor very much at the MTV Movie Awards, though.

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Funny Places

44. Oshkosh

Not just a spendy brand of children's clothes, but also the name of a city in Wisconsin on Lake Winnebago.

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Funny Questions

45. If We're Not Supposed to Eat Animals, then Why Are They All Made out of MEAT?

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Funny Sayings

46. I Love Vegetarian Food, Especially with Meat!

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Funny Things to Do

47. Snooker

A pool game where one can't help smiling even if they do get snookered. See also Games.

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Funny Words

48. Critter

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Funny Words

49. Snookered

1. What you are when you lose at this obscure cue game known as Snooker.
2. What you are when you've been cheated, deceived, or generally had.
3. How some people describe themselves when they are completely worn out.

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Funny Words

50. Grommet

A (usually) metal ring inserted into a hole through thin material, such as fabric. Tarps have many grommets.

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