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Funny Animals
21. Komondor
A large dog that grows dread locks and looks like a walking shag rug. See also Dogs.
Funny Animals
24. Sucker-footed Bat
A real animal, and surely a good name for an annoying ex-boyfriend.
Funny Animals
26. Nutria
Sounds like a health product, but it's really a bad-tempered, invasive swamp rodent related to a musk rat.
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28. Kinkajou
A super-cute, furry rainforesty creature with big, dewy eyes that awaken the mother in all members of the female race.
Funny Animals
29. Giant Sloth
Well, all sloths are pretty funny, but this one is big-time funny, especially when used as an insult. Now extinct, but it apparently grew as large as an elephant.
Funny Animals
30. Katydid
Or maybe katydidn't, but she's related to Jimminy Cricket. See also Insects.