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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Why Did the Boy Throw a Clock out of the Window?

Because he wanted to break the clock.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Do You Call a Dog on a Really Hot Day?

Inside. See also Dogs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. Imagine you're in an infinite room with no doors, no windows, and nowhere to go. How do you get out?

Stop imagining.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Do You Call a Zebra with a Really Bad Sunburn?

Needs sunscreen.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What's a Happy Meal Without the Happy?

A meal.

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Funny Observations

6. Have a Good Day.

Also known as have a great next 24 hours of your life.

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Funny Observations

7. Why is Bringing Something on a Car Called a Shipment, but if It's on a Ship, It's Called Cargo?

Weird.

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Funny Words

8. Confabulation

Another word for conversation.

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