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Life is Like a Box of Chocolates...

It doesn't last long for fat people. See also Chocolate, Obesity.

CHorse

Added by CHorse on September 4, 2016 | You Like This |

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DAMN SONNNNNNN

Taylor Swift on September 11, 2016

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That's so true. Too bad my Potato Father ate too many chotatos. He died from Potabiteis. Ba-dum. Tshhh.

Potato Po-ta-to on September 11, 2016

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This is mean! Meaner than Puddin throwin' me out!

harleyquinn123 on September 16, 2016

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Forrest gump said that

samustaja on September 18, 2016

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damn daniel

JAXS on September 19, 2016

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As a fat person, I can confirm this.

Mysterious Milk on December 29, 2016

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