Funny Things

Columbus Day

First, he didn't discover shit. He did enslave, torture, and murder native Caribbeans to extinction. He was even up on charges for being too harsh, and for the Spanish, that's saying a lot. He bounced around, often getting lost, under constant threat of mutiny. Let's have a federal holiday! See also Holidays.

Added by Tim on August 12, 2009 | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike