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Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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Added by a Guest on February 24, 2019 | You Like This |

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Smart...

Duck on March 12, 2019

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I needed to hear that today, man.

Worried in Wisconsin on March 23, 2019

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be like a duck. say quack alot. walk in a row when you are with friends. eat bread. go swimming. wear alot of yellow. flap your arms around. make your name rhyme with a swear word.

i love kittens on May 15, 2024

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