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Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational

As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.

QuellcristFalconer

Added by QuellcristFalconer on February 17, 2010 | You Like This |

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I read though the whole thing... And I didn't understand a word :D

WolfGurl on October 10, 2015

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Clearly not a smoker then...

2ndclasscitizen on August 7, 2016

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speaking of being high....

(^(oo)^) on September 26, 2016

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you're probably high if your here.

iloveyoudotorg on March 5, 2017

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@WolfGurl Same.

now make me proud! on June 30, 2020

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That description looked like the last tweet before a Darwin Award.

The Rewind Man on August 31, 2021

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