5 Entries Tagged “Electricity”

Funny Insults

1. I Hope the Power Goes out and You Have to Reset Every Clock in Your House

See also Electricity.

Added by a Guest on January 31, 2023| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. Never Trust an Electrician with No Eyebrows

See also Electricity.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 13, 2022| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Lamp Hat

Also known as a lamp shade. See also Electricity.

Added by a Guest on March 2, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

4. Glühbirne

“Lightbulb” in German, which translates “glow pear.” I can’t recommend not eating it. See also Electricity, German.

Added by a Guest on February 2, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5. Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational

As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.

Added by QuellcristFalconer on February 17, 2010| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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