Funny Drinks
Purple Cow
I never saw a purple cow;
I never hope to see one;
but I can tell you anyhow;
I'd rather see than be one!
Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"—
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!
Not only a delicious poem but also the delicious combination of grape juice and vanilla ice cream or milk. See also Poetry.
