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Safety Scissors
You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them either. See also Children, Unnecessary.
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i cut my finger with safety scissors in high school. blood every where. i'm just sayin'
Suiseiseki on April 9, 2010
I had my cast when I was little cut off with those.Nothing safe about it,I still have a scar on my hand.Never trust someone with one against your skin
HeartsBeauty335 on February 12, 2014
Not funny. Stupid and hard to use in the older grades, but they still make you use them 'cause they're ridiculously overprotective.
Lily on November 13, 2014
My wish when I was a kindergartener was to use not safety scissors. I hated them.
IAMPOTATo on November 24, 2017
my friend cut himself on these. was really funny
jim on April 30, 2021
I don't think I've ever used one of those before.
Yeetaleetthesecond on October 21, 2021