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Funny Euphemisms

1. Recycling

Definitely not plagiarism. See also Schools.

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Funny Advice

2. Better to Remain Silent and be Thought a Fool, than to Speak and Remove All Doubt

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Funny Phrases

3. Tell a Man There Are 300 Billion Stars in the Universe and He’ll Believe You. Tell Him a Bench Has Wet Paint on It and He’ll Have to Touch It to be Sure.

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Funny Sayings

4. Patience is Something You Admire in the Driver Behind You, Not in the One Ahead of You

See also Cars.

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Funny Advice

5. Remeber Ladies, when a Man Says He Will Do It, He Will Do It. You Don't Need to Remind Him to Do It Every 6 Months!

See also Lazy, Men.

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Funny Euphemisms

6. Making a Deposit in the Porcelain Bank

Taking a dump See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Euphemisms

7. In The Horizontal Phone Booth

Dead See also Death.

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Funny Insults

8. About as Bright as a Burnt out 20 Watt Light Bulb

Idiot

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Funny Quotes

9. You Put the Hell in Hello

-Landry Oliver

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