As soon as you let yourself go, this baby is going to turn into Morse code.
"Hey excuse me, what time is it?"
"...Oh it's only right twice a day, sorry."
From Dante's The Divine Comedy, translated to "abandon all hope, ye who enter here"; tattooed on the pelvic region of a woman.
A ruler tattooed on one's penis either parallel or perpendicular to one's love sword depending upon the ruler owner's attributes. See also Sex.
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An "M" tattooed on each butt cheek so when you bend over it says "MOM" (or rather "M*M"). See also Crass.
Tattoo worn by my EX-husband. See also Appliances, Cartoons, Toys.
My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.