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You Don't Have to Hoochify Yourself to be Beautiful
Words of wisdom from Tyra Banks.
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Keep Your Eye on the Ball
What if you have the ball?
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Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life
Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night.
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Take a Chill Pill
Best when accompanied by a rolling of the eyes.
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Try to Keep it Between the Ditches
Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway.
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Hands Below the Gay-Line
Reminder to heterosexual male dancers to maintain composure and not raise their hands above their chest.
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Always Piss Down a Slope
I had to learn that the hard way.