Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.
There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.
Sliders, i.e. street light interferers, are people that turn street lights on or off unconsciously just by walking or driving by them. Funny but true, look it up and get back to me.
While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcock—an important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny person?
In Austrian folklore, this mythical creature accompanies Santa during the Christmas season. However, he's far from a typical "Santa's Little Helper". This demon-esque Krampus, is a cross between a really pissed-off Grinch, and an Orc from Lord of the Rings. His main task is to frighten bad children into becoming good, by threatening to beat them with long birch whips and rusty chains. Oh, and there's his promise of dragging you to the pits of hell with him as well. Almost makes getting coal in your stocking seem like a good thing. See also Holidays.
Scottish acronym for non-educated delinquent. Usually found in sportswear, but they're lazy bastards that don't have jobs and don't do sports in their sportswear. See also Scottish.
Thanks to Liz Lemon for this one. See also Middle Age, Suburbs.
This delirious, jolly old man is older than the Senate itself. See also Politics.
(Cough) Elizabeth Lambert! See also College, Sports, Women.