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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live.
4.
"Rehab was a sobering experience."
So quoth Lindsay Lohan.
5.
"I'm thinking about lice!"
Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.
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"By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."
Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers.
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"Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."
As spoken by none other than our president, George W. Bush.
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"No guns. No butter. Both can kill."
Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988.
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"I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."
Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo.