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"Ice cream is not sexy. It's not wiggly and jiggly."

Utah Senator Gene Davis, upon naming Jell-O as the state's official snack.

Funny Quotes | December 20, 2006 | 2 Comments | Tagged Food, Mormon

 
 
 
 
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"I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change."

Rocky Balboa addresing the Soviet Union and—as Bill Simmons recently pointed out—ending the Cold War.

Funny Quotes | November 20, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Boxing, Movies

 
 
 

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"Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."

A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot.

Funny Quotes | September 19, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Alcohol, Drinks, Drunk