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Nintendonitis
Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted.
Dengue Fever
Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right?
Rhabdophobia
Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized.
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Anal Fissures
An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin.
Sicka Yer Shit
The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring.
Boogie Fever
Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al.