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Cruise to Lose
Weight-loss cruise sponsored by Richard Simmons.
Recumbent Bicycles
For such obvious dorks, recumbent bicycle riders can often appear rather smug.
Bitch Basket
The Gen-X/slacker term for any small car that is usually driven by a female, and always seen angle-parked at the mall.
Horseless Carriages
They're everywhere.
Mini Bikes
Gotta be homemade, small A-frame, usually a lawn mower or some other small engine, always smells like gasoline. Very loud rrringggg-rinngg sound, with pure blue smoke streaming out. The signature white trash creation. Believe me. I know.
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Sneakers With Wheels
As if Americans aren't fat enough, we now have kids' sneakers with wheels in the heel. Great.
Railroad Handcars
Per Wikipedia, " a recurring plot device of twentieth century filmic comedy."
Rickshaw
Japanese in origin, a rickshaw is a small, two-wheeled cart pulled by a single person.
Volkswagen Camper
Vehicle beloved by hippies of every age.
The Smart Car
I have yet to see a smart-looking person driving one of these things.