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Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch bowl
A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant!
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Gorilla Fart
All of the junk from a bar poured into one drink.
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Faygo
Low-priced Pepsi and Coke alternative and sister beverage of Shasta soda. Flayors of Faygo include Jazzin' Blues Berry, Diet Chocolate Cream Pie, and Grape.
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Chick Nectar
Alcoholic beverages like Boone's Strawberry Hill, Zima, and various hard ciders soley manufactured to inebriate underage women.
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Red Haired Slut
Shooter made with white tequila and red cinnamon schnapps.
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Postum
Decaffeinated, coffee-like powdered drink recently discontinued by Kraft.
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