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Jean Jacket and Jean Shorts
A great outfit for the first days of spring. (It still gets cold at night, you know.)
Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes
Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man.
Cagoule
A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks.
Top Hats
Worn by Vaudeville tap dancers and overzealous kids at prom.
Abstinence Sweatpants
Now on sale at K-Mart.
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Transitions Eyeglasses
They're trying to make these sexy, but I'm not buying it.
Teddies
Lingerie that combines a camisole and panties, and is therefore also known as a camiknicker.
Poofy-Sleeved Princess Dresses
I never did understand the sleeves.
Sweater Vest
It's a sweater. It's a vest. It's a sweater vest.
Sock Suspenders
Worn by men before the advent of elastics and miracle stretch-fabrics to keep their socks from sagging.