Both self-consciously bald and patriotic? Why no kill two birds with one stone? See also Patriotic.
Also known as denim leggings. If you live in a big city, you've seen them lately. See also Denim, Hipsters.
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Because nothing is more groovy than dancing the night away with an aquatic animal going belly-side up in your shoe. See also Fish, Shoes.
Shoes with very pointy toes worn in the 50's and 60's by rock and roll fans. See also British, Shoes.
A wide sash often worn with a tuxedo. A funny piece of clothing and a funny word. See also Pretentious.