Bean dip at 10am? Sure, it's still good.
It's really fun to say and makes the person you're saying it to feel like they messed up.
It's funny when nonhuman things are offensive.
I get this question every time I go to a new salon. Um, it likes sunshine and long walks on the beach? See also Hair.
I can't.
No matter what, this never seems to be a compliment.

I'm in a comedy writing group, I do stand-up when the real comics need a sub. I'm in two troupes Toast & Cheaper Seats. I also like to run long distances for fun. www.twitter.com/amandacaswell.
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