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Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific
Actual name of a shampoo in the 70's and 80's. Do they still make this stuff?
Drum Circles
A staple of native Trustifarian culture.
Ticket to Nowheresville
That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.

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Triple Entendres
The only one I can think of is Canadian drug-dealer turned wrapper Snow's debut album "12 Inches of Snow".
Blunderbuss
One of those rifles with the big, bell-shaped barrel like in cartoons. Apparently you just put the powder in and shove some crap down the barrel and shoot that. Efficient, and a good way to get rid of stuff you couldn't sell at that garage sale.
Males Talking During Fornication
Don't do it guys.
Pearl Cream
Have you ever wondered why it's so hard to tell how old most Oriental women are? The answer is Pearl Cream, made from real pearls and the pulverized dignity of millions of Asian-Americans.
Whale Oil
Unexplored answer to the current energy crisis.

