Any of various weeds that grow in grain fields, as the corn cockle. See also Plants.
Also known as a pencil mustache. Come on, man up and grow a real mustache! See also French, Hair, Unnecessary.
When getting a piercing, the ear a young, straight man must insure goes unpunctured. It's the left, right? See also Body, Homosexual, Sophomoric.
The little inward-facing protrusion on your ear located above your ear lobe and in front of your ear canal. See also Body.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing.
Rubber wedges that stops airplane wheels from rolling. A funny words for a pretty serious use.
A short, easy-to-care-for, overly-frosted mom 'do. Looks best when paired with mom jeans. See also Hair.