Not a great book to own, but at least it's not My Dad Sells Insurance. See also 70's.
An omnibus of schoolboy howlers and unconscious humor. See also Children.
I'm guessing the authors of this oddly-titled children's book? See also Children.
Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."
That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.
Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.
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Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experience—carefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.
New book by Dr. Michael Salzhauer that helps children understand why Mommy disappeared for two days and then came back 20 pounds lighter and with a different nose. See also Plastic Surgery.