No.
1.
Wearing a Sash That Says "Mayor"
Especially when you're not actually the mayor.
2.
Lindsey Jacobellis Hot-Dogging It
And crashing, giving up the gold, then denying it all in an interview later. Haha!
3.
A Dog Covering it's Face with it's Paws
The act of an embarrassed dog, and only on 80's sitcoms.
4.
Dying from Snorting Peas
Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate?
5.
Stealing Someone's Lunch
What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent?
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6.
Taking Back the Night
And this time we're doing it for good.
7.
8.
Dancing Knife Fights
As seen in Michael Jackson videos and West Side Story.
9.
Pinky Swearing
Never break a pinky swear. Ever.
10.