Tyler's Entries

Funny Phrases

1. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Politics.

Added by Tyler on March 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

2. Mister Googlehead

Nickname for a web fanatic. See also Computers, Internet.

Added by Tyler on November 28, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Shaving Your Trademark Beard

What Captain Lou Albano had to do in order to get the role of Mario in the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. See also Beards, Hair, Hygiene.

Added by Tyler on October 18, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

4. Bibendum

The given name of the Michelin Man. See also Cars, Cartoons, French.

Added by Tyler on October 7, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

5. Preformationism

Seventeenth century theory that all organisms were created at the same time and exist as fully-formed but miniature versions of themselves until birth. See also Biology.

Added by Tyler on August 16, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Thinking You're So Great

See also Sophomoric.

Added by Tyler on July 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

7. Red Bull and Coke

Added by Tyler on July 18, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

8. Stumblebum

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on April 12, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. What Animal is the World's Most Dangerous Predator?

Man. That's right. Man.

Added by Tyler on March 7, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Eating Over the Kitchen Sink

Almost as depressing as eating your lunch in your car in the parking lot at work. See also Food.

Added by Tyler on February 14, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |